SnEEz-GAsM !!

SNeeZgASm

Gosh !! I loves me a good sneeze. When I sneeze, I'm all in. If I'm standing up there's usually a straight-leg kick involved. If I'm sitting down, arms will flail. And they're loud.There is no point in sneezing if it is not a full body experience that involves all extremities and the entirety of your torso, all expelled through your face in a 700 mile-an-hour plume with the concussive force of a bird strike against a Boeing.

I acquired my devastating sneeze style because of my allergies that eventually merged into one never-ending soul-destroying miasma of mucoid misery. (Alliteration! Woo!) I grew bored with shouting "Ah-CHOO!" Who thought up "ah-choo" anyway? There's no reason it has to be that. I started with "Ah-HAAAH!" which made me sound like a brilliant inventor or an overenthusiastic detective, depending on the day. "Bla-hurrrgh!" was good, too, kind of a zombie sneeze, and "Wa-harrrrgh!" as well, which sounded like I was about to plunge off a cliff.Those were particularly satisfying, all guttural and fatalistic, especially if I got several in a row.

Some people don't know how to sneeze. They sneeze with a loud, sharp, half an "Ah!" followed by a soft "Choo!" that sounds almost exactly like a tiny Pikachu noise. Then they say "Excuse me." No one blesses them, because it's clear that they are embarrassed and guilty and deserve what's coming to them. Other people can't bring themselves to sneeze at all. They go "Knxthch!" and their eyes get momentarily huge. I don't understand such people!!

Although my allergies are not persistant ,I still have occasion to sneeze, and when I do I revel in the convulsive ballet of maxillary, trigeminal, and vagus nerves, the cascade of histamines, the spasm of the pharyngeal and tracheal muscles.


Sneezgasm : better than an orgasm ?

Well... dont think soOO

But, in general, much more acceptable at public places.

"LIBERATING" - never settle for less than you deserve!

How I did it : I managed to let go toxic friendships that were just draining the life out of me, letting go of super selfish people who only cared for themselves, unwilling to be there or at least listen to others. let alone showed some respect.

I did not settle for any guy just to avoid loniliness, just for the sake of companionship, because they deserve better, to be respected and cherished.

I did not settle for a safe job just so that I can easily pay my bills, I choose a career which challenges me, which allows me to grow, which I am passionate about.

I did not just follow my faith blindly, just merely following what everyone else is doing, I was fortunate to have finally found the perfect spiritual path for me, and boy oh boy am I greatful for this.

I do not let peoples thoughts and words put me down, they do affect me sometimes, but i live my life the best way i know how, i give my best to everyone, they can say i am too naive and call me " Miss Goodie Two Shoes", but i am playing a bigger game in life where my ego can expect a lot of challenge and resistance from me. I deserve to live my life the best way i know how. I deserve to be myself, for how can I be otherwise.

My Mantra :Just live your life the best way you know how. Take the hardship, challenges, and all the bullshit in life as a learning process, a chance to be a new you, a bigger grand version of yourself, its ironic that the hardest moments in life is also the best moment of growth.


Resources: A heart that beats with determination and the will to never give up, no matter how hard or depressing and dire the situation is.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S !!

Have you ever wondered what the real essence of the saying....

"A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed" is?

People talk about the true value of friendship actually without knowing what it stands for. According to me true friendship is the one, in which you do not have to maintain formalities with each other.
True friends are not opportunists. They don't help, because they have something to gain out of it. True friendship is marked by selflessness.... It is not easy getting true friends for the lifetime. If you have even one true friend, consider yourself blessed. Remember, all best friends are friends, but not all friends can be best friends....

a true friend, is someone who really cares, listens to whatever you have to say, no matter what it is, no matter how important it is. someone whom you can rely on,
knows how you feel,
no matter when,
no matter how busy they are.
someone who will be there,
promises to stay,
no matter what,
no matter when. someone who wont break any promises,
tries their best to keep them,
no matter how small they are,
no matter what it is. someone who listens to your every word,
never interrupting you,
no matter how much,
no matter how nonsensical. someone who listens to your every complaints, comforting you, no matter how irrelevant, no matter how crappy.

someone who calls you every now and then,
asking you ‘how are you’ telling you how much you mean to them,
no matter when.

someone who volunteers to lend you a listening ear,
and a crying shoulder,
no matter how they feel themselves,
no matter when.

someone who cannot be replaced,
even with a hundred people.
because for true friends,
even when they dont speak much,
in your heart you know it all...

In this world of cynics and back stabbers, I was lucky to find some people who are worth being friends with. .. An Ode to my true friends ....I silently thank god for introducing you in my life..I want you to know you are such an important part of my LIFE ..and I want to thank you for being such an amazing FRIEND .