**BoOm** chicka wah wah .....BoNKing!!!

SEX.....takes way too much of most people’s attention. In fact, for some men the only time they probably are not thinking about sex is when they are actually having it...or getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters .

For us women it is more talking about men’s desire for sex and laughing at the men, thinking that we have em all figured out…then we eventually sometimes regain our sanity. .

We women think there is something to figure out about men but there really isn’t. If you could see inside the typical man’s mind you’d see…SeX…sports…SEx…eat…SEX…sports again…take a dump… and also a lot more SEX. And that’s about it. Oh and I did forget beer for some of them too...See , the problem is GOD gave men a brain and a penis , and only enough blood to run one at a time ....it really doesn’t get a whole lot more complicated than that.

But if you looked into a woman’s mind it would be a whole different story…”What is he thinking?”…”What is she thinking?”… “Does my ass look big in these jeans?”…”Why did he look at me like that?”…”Was he just flirting with me?”…”Should I have sex with him?”… “Am I gaining weight?”…”Yes, my ass is definitely too fat for these jeans.”…ad infinitum.

Men enjoy simple things....... like to hear facts like a male rat will have sex 20 times a day Or that the male lion will often have sex up to 50 times a day. (Ah, yes. I guess it feels good to be the king.)

We woman would more likely complicate those simple facts and ask, ”What is that male lion thinking about when he is making all these conquests. Is he trying to prove his masculinity? I wonder if that lion would think my ass is too big for these jeans?” You get the idea.?? I know you women agree with me..

Yes, it is true that some men are idiots too but that just adds to their charm.

Men, they really aren’t thinking anything at all complex when we women are trying to figure out what the men are thinking. Very often they are just staring off into space. Many times men don’t think of what they are saying before they say it and that often gets them in trouble with us. We woman then think men have some sinister plot going on, that’s why they said that mean thing. The fact is they were just too stupid to think that thought through to an end and it gets them in trouble....

They say men lie because we women ask too many questions ........I think men lie for the same reason as to why they have nipples ...there's no rhyme or reason to it ...

So,my fellow mamaciTas, we will have to forgive them and stop thinking they have more on their minds than we do. They are not actually that complicated. But while men may not always be as smart as us.

They are also not complete morons. They are never going to give us an honest answer on the question, “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” Because Big or small they still do want to do the horizontal mambo with You...

I mean, it's high time we open our minds a little bit to the male psyche and see the honesty in all the lies....